Stay in your Lane II: Pic-Stealing Chicks (1/28/07)
Now for those of us who are Blackplanet, Myspace, Friendster, hi-5, and facebook veterans (by now), you know there have been many a time that you have visited some chick’s page and seen your HOMEGIRL’s picture on there. The first thing on your mind when you see that is “Why the hell would someone front like they look like someone they’re not?” Well the technical answer to that is “well, it’s the information age where information can be shared more easily, and no one would know the difference, especially since it’s the internet.” Well, unfortunately, that’s real talk. But for those who know better, we all know the real answer(s).
The only conceivable reason you would want to steal someone else’s pics and front like that’s you:
YOU
ARE
NOT
CUTE
Yes I said it, only the boogawolf looking chicks will do that. Why are you hating yourself and hating on other women who most guys think look better than you? Trust me, there’s a guy out there who wants to date a woman who had a 4.0 in college because she never got asked out or wasn’t even cute enough to have sex with (unless a brotha lost a bet in the lower gym from losing a pick-up game). Maybe the ponderance of turning gay has entered your hideous little head and maybe a few false compliments from some guys may change your mind.
What you Shrek-looking chicks don’t realize is that to make up for your lack of aesthetic pleasure, you need to be beautiful on the inside in order to make some sort of attempt at equilibrium. But it doesn’t help when you don’t love part of yourself on the inside. It’s bad enough to see gorgeous women who make themselves ugly with their attitude and swagger, but when you anti-gorgeous………..woooooo lawd Jesus help her find herself PLEASE!!!!!!
